Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
by No smoke July 18, 2023
Get the Mikes mustangmug. fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys
mike ruszczyk is behind you!
by Bywo December 9, 2018
Get the mike ruszczykmug. A large and fat man who causes earthquakes every time he walks. He is known to weigh over 4000000 trillion tons
1. Mike Mike Mike: I am *heavy breathing* exhausted *heavy breathing* and tired *heavy breathing* *heavy breathing*
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it
2. Person 1: Did you hear about the earthquake?
Person 2: yea, Mike Mike Mike must’ve caused it
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025
Get the Mike Mike Mikemug. Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.
by Starviolet November 24, 2018
Get the Butter Mikemug. by WEASTT June 26, 2021
Get the Bald Mikemug. A beloved 5' 10 man we the largest dumptruck known to mankind. His heart is humongous but he hates Turnpikes, also the government. He loves the oil and gas Industry and many other things, but is mainly known for his badonkadonk.
by Mike Smith enthuseast April 20, 2023
Get the Mike Smithmug. 