Matthew

Matthew is a 4'11" guy. Who is depressed and obsessed with Juice World. And always talks shit to anyone and everyone he talks to. He also talks about unaliving himself a lot.

Diana: Hey.
Matthew: Fuck off!

by Captain Bisexual February 27, 2022

Matthew Crab

a winner who eats Cian

Matthew crab is a WINNER

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022

Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew

a boy who fly's planes and gets all the bitches

Matthew stop kissing all the girls

by shoe poo March 6, 2022

Matthew Taylor

Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day

Matthew Taylor is a wanking shithead

by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022

Matthewing it

Reaching a flow-state of being so good at a game that it is unimaginable

While we were playing fornite, my friend is matthewing it.

by Jeridistifn February 19, 2026

Matthew

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.

After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.

by Winnie Roo February 21, 2026