e m a

Eat my ass

Maggy e m a Bitch

by Hop off June 13, 2019

M test

The practice of a woman or girl falsely claiming that she is an M male at the beginning of an anonymous online chat to determine whether the guy she is interacting with is only talking to her because of the possibility she might be a female with whom he could be sexting or engaging in sexual activities.

Girl 1: Hey, so have you found anyone interesting on that anonymous app so far?
Girl 2: Well, I found a guy who seemed so chill and said he was looking for genuine friends, but he failed the M test.
Girl 1: You told him you're a guy to see if he's legit? You're so sneaky, lol.
Girl 2: Yeah, he ended the chat immediately after that. Oh well, he was probably just some creep who preys on girls like me anyway. "Just looking for friends" my ass...
Girl 1: An ass he should be regretting not having a chance to see, haha.
Girl 2: Shut up, haha

by DreamFox May 26, 2024

S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

M😃😃😒😒😀😀

M the letter that starts my name

Person: omg her name begins with an M😃😃😒😒😀😀
P2: ok

by ugly gurl😜 December 7, 2020

sara m

Sara M is the definition of a very good friend. She is loyal and trustworthy. But she is definitely not the person to fix two people together. Be like Sara a good friend but don't try to fix a couple you will definitely fail.

I wish I could be like Sara M

by damnyoufunny December 12, 2016

Double M

Marrero Made (new orleans slang when someone is from that place)

"I wanna double m, n*gga"

"he's a double m"

by kaytheebrattttt August 2, 2021

Ilaria m

This name has only been given to the most strong people. They are hard working and highly intelligent people. Overall, they have a great ass and some delicious tiddies. Their best friend’s name is probably Noa since they go so well together. It’s not life that hates this friendship, but it’s people from Genck. Ily xxx

I would like to order an Ilaria M

by Wallpapertje November 21, 2021