My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

beomgyu’s legs

The most sexist thing i have ever seen . Makes me wanna die for him more i usually . very veiny and very hot . Just like sunghoon’s hands

Ex ; Licking beomgyu’s legs would be the luckiest thing in this world

by beomgyusimp June 17, 2022

Wet legs

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.

{typically used by school children}

* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

Shut the fuck up, you puerto rican football with legs!!!

by Japanese American Wanker May 31, 2018

peg legged butt pirate

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

by jonsey88 August 26, 2014

THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017

Big Leg Meg

This is the term used for a girl who has one leg that is bigger than the other. She is loyal and true, and beautiful on the inside and out. Big Leg Megs are always a good time and make the best cocktails.

Big Leg Meg and I are best friends forever.

by thebiggestbootyjudy March 21, 2019