Staff of Kings

A sacreligious yet amusing sex act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his penis while reciting passages from the King James Bible.

"Heh heh, good thing I found that spare Bible. I haven't given Jessica a Staff of Kings in a while!"

by Jonny Humphries December 26, 2008

True Kings

An otherworldly street gang based out of north Dallas,TX. Involved in Drug Trafficking, Extortion, Prostitution, Illegal Weapons Distribution, Contracted Homicide, Street Racing, Graffiti, Organized Fight Clubs, Armed Robbery and a laundry list of other crimes. They were founded on 11/1/05 by Gryphon a.k.a. ~S!N~, IC, Token, and EkR0. In the short term of their existence they have spread across all of the southern united states. Members nearing the 10,000's. To date it still holds the highest depth of secrecy of any known organized crime syndicate. The only markers know to be associated with the gang is the colors black and white, and a 7 pointed black crown. They are believed to be associated with the crips

Those niggas came outta nowhere and got fucked up by those true kings over there

by D-Greyd November 19, 2010

Jordan King

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.

Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!

by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018

Lee-king

a form of ass licking mainly seen when a boy tries it with a girl(or vice versa), and is blatantly getting nowhere.
can be said as leaking or as a name (lee-king) to make the use of the word less inconspicuous.

guy1: so yeah monica... i heard you like goose juice?
monica: ummm yeah...sure?

Groups of mates: LEE-KING!!!

by goose man. August 15, 2010

bottle king

In Scotland Barrs drinks; examples include Irn Bru, Limeade, Red Kola and American Cream Soda, are available in glass bottles with a returnable deposit of 20p. Bottle kings will return these 'gless cheques' enmasse to the nightly 'icey' and exchnge them for fags or drugs. when spotted generally greeted to a chorus of 'ching ching bottle king' - an onomatopoeic depicting the noise of glass bottle knocking together while the inebriate carries them to the van.

There goes that jakey bottle king

by Mercury Mike July 7, 2006

King cass

King cass is the king of chimeras. Rumor has it she has a 10 inch dick. She's also a qt.

I ain't got no example for king cass hoe

by Dickprintpapi June 29, 2017

Bass King

One person Named Kristopher who is the one and only Bass King. Meaning he is able to catch superior sized fish and more than his friends and competitors

"Man, Kris is the Bass King, he caught more and bigger fish than everybody!"

by Kevin Keeley Ulysses Johnston January 5, 2013