When your dad burst into your room and sticks his big muscular cock down your throat. making you choke on his sperm as you start moaning out loud, which makes your mom join in passing the cum back on forth through each other's mouths.
my family had a Big John moment last night, i think you should come next time to have some fun *wink wink*
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WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.
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Get the John Deere mug.A meme started from the YouTube channel “datarxz”, where the channel creator trolls somebody by the name of John Ownes.
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