Jaked

When a baby/toddler/small child takes, destroys, loses or hides your stuff (usually on purpose)

Oh shit dude! What happened to your xbox games? (Games are strung all over the floor while baby brother runs away laughing)

'Dude I just got Jaked!"

"Why didn't you answer your phone?"
"I couldn't. I got Jaked. Can't find the damn thing anywhere!"

by mumof8 October 4, 2016

ma-jake

the power of apparently influencing the course of events by using mysterious or supernatural forces, while simultaneously being name Jake.

His longing touch was ma-jake.

by Teefirst May 9, 2022

Jake

Nava care bout a hoe & gets the most girls and is super fine

Mr Baboban is such a Jake he fine ash

by Jake is the best October 31, 2021

Jake

The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours

Jake: Bro i just shagged your dog wit my boy pussy
Person: what the fuck

by The Midlands rebel June 18, 2022

Jake paul

Gay ass fag boy

Yo Jake paul is a gay ass fag

by Green Michael May 3, 2018

Jake Orr

A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.

Wow, Jake Orr is pretty cool.

by Gutterbutt August 23, 2017

Fall of Jake Rix

On the 15th October 2025, TXG Rebels succesfully managed to overthrow the supposed tyranny dictator Jake Rix. After countless riots and protests the Norwich man was overwhelmed and decided to resign. Following the hours after, AFRO successfully managed to take control after Jake's tragic failure to transfer mod. AFRO and the TXG Rebels since then have completely altered the server in their favour removing 30 roles and banning numerous members now that they see the cruel dictatorship from Jake has ended. This is a historical day for the rebels and all involved

nga did you hear about the Fall of Jake Rix? that shi was craz

by tapmw October 15, 2025