Justin

The kind of guy you really want to punch but no one will let you because they think he's amazing

<girl 1> OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT JUSTIN JUST DID?
<girl 2> wat
<girl 1> He's cheating on his girl. I really hate his guts
<girl 2> DON'T DO THAT JUSTIN IS THE BEST

by AssHatFace July 4, 2018

Justin

Justin is the kindest funniest person ever and is the best to keep around

Hi my name is Justin

by Ohno... November 19, 2023

Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).

“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”

by большой любовник петуха November 28, 2018

Justin Espinoza

A niggeruagen that is packing ginormous elephant trunk and is known to be the finger god

Shaqueefa: girl Justin Espinoza is the FINGER GOD

by Chester{}[]<>()fingerdemon😈 March 15, 2024

Justin

Justin is the finest, most sexiest, most mixed boy you can imagine. He often acts nonchalant, but hes a mouthwatering guy when you get to know him.

Justin is so sexy.
I love justin.

by Ariyah Simone Lee February 3, 2023

Justin Sperling

My nigga who got suspended for no fucking reason

Damn Justin Sperling is my nigga for life

by ALoyalDayOneHomie1254$ March 2, 2023

Justin

Tall guy who loves to goon to birds. He prefers the triple sha boing boing as opposed to the double. Mewing and Gelking aficionado, these are his main workout routines. Bombaclat!!

Justin is a great guy, great dick, great bussy

by Travelling_Gooner February 6, 2024