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Biscuit- momma

A mom-friend with chaotic nurturing energy.
Shows up with snacks, unsolicited wisdom, and the ability to destroy your enemies with a singlebless your heart.“
The moment she said ‘bless your heartwith that smile, everyone knew the Biscuit- Momma was about to humble somebody.
by Biscuitmomma December 4, 2025
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biscuit bean

A person that you will eat biscuits and beans with for the rest of your life.....on an island.
by thebiscuitbeaner February 4, 2014
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Tit biscuit

Jack Egan eats tit biscuits
by Sam Garlow March 11, 2021
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actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.
So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”
by anonymous January 20, 2022
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biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.
Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!
by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017
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Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.
Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary
by chae.com September 21, 2021
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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