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Jeff Green

1. Jeff Green is a NASCAR Nextel Cup series driver.

2. One who can be found in public bathrooms passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. Security guards often will poke him with a stick and call an ambulance.

3. One who can be found studying Second Year Engineering at a university in Halif0fax, rumoured to be in Canada, for at least four years and still not know what type of engineer he wants to be. If found in Fifth year please see "Chris Fedora".
1. Bob: "Who really cares about Jeff Green?"

2. Security: "Cancel that ambulance... This Jeff Green is awake now."

3. Random campus bar goer #1: "Isn't that Chris Fedora?"

Random campus bar goer #2: "Nope! He's still a Jeff Green."

Random campus bar goer #1: "Maybe I should give him my deoderant then..."
by Douches November 25, 2004
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Green Lantern

When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.
Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.
by Followers of Mookie March 2, 2014
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green day

a good band at first but then went the way of all the other mtv sell out bands, and now with the release of american idiot they lick balls.
Green day used to kick ass with dookie, but now they lick balls b/c they sold out to mtv like all the other poser punk rock bands, burn in hell mtv!!
by towelie January 2, 2005
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green girl

Girl who uses deception and trickery to get advancements in club settings or to get their way.
Guy 1: You see that girl ,she just got in the club first cause she got a fat ass.

Girl 1: Yeah she just pulled a green girl, her ass is fake.
by vamia August 11, 2009
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Green day

Hey dude they wash there hair man






(pretend i am high)
Green day has sweet hair and billie joe is sexy when i am high
by i love green day man April 8, 2005
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green light

A message to those in the know to re-assert traditional values and reset leadership in a group who's path has gone astray.
Example 1: A clique has usurped and commodified a larger group or existing scene to serve the special needs of that clique, increasing compromizing the vitality for safety/comfort. Often this clique will begin using selective exclusion to rarify the ranks, and drive out the most vital seeds in their push to "clean things up"

A "green light" given by one of the elders would alert folks that have been oppressed to counter the current regime through positive actions and hopefully bring some of the traditional activity back to life.
by doktor random September 27, 2005
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green day

a horrible band that has caught the attention of stupid teenagers in recent years. With their song "American Idiot" they have demonstrated that they clearly do not like our country. Well, if they have such a problem with America then they should GET OUT! (and their older albums aren't any better than their newer ones)
"I dont want to be an american idiot"....THEN GET OUT!(Green day sucks)
by splendy December 27, 2006
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