by da goat ov wisdum July 07, 2021
"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
The act of asking your partner to ram their head up your anus during intercourse or as a type of foreplay, as opposed to ramming their fist up your anus. The term comes from observing how goats tend to ram their head into other people's butts in cartoons and the like.
John:"So... Sarah said:"goat me" while we were having sex yesterday. Isn't that crazy"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"
Peter:"Dude, that's so totally sick. I wish my girlfriend would ask me that. You are so lucky!"
by Allen_Hotty2009 May 18, 2017
Yo dude, we were goat dabbing last night so hard with Tyler and Keaton! I had the biggest cumload too!
by fucking goat dabber January 11, 2017
a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.
by brodiedingo19 February 24, 2012
The act of receiving head from the back while their nose pegs you and once you are near ejaculation they slap ur nuts which makes you scream like a goat.
by Fredricj May 04, 2025