fuck a duck

to fuck shawn...bcuz he is a duck
um...figure out ur own ex
by um... January 28, 2004
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Fuck a duck

This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.
"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."
by Sean Bassett January 09, 2013
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aromatic duck

cockney for "fuck" used in london
"i dont give an aromatic duck mate"
by dereckboiiii April 04, 2008
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Reverse duck tape

When you do the sex and you a cuum shot and it gets in partners hair so you take your ass hairs and wipe off cuum with said ass hairs and get shit on partners hair :)
Last night I had a accident so I had to pull and Reverse duck tape and now I'm single
by j0_p0ynter October 28, 2019
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jemima puddle duck

Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse
WOW, They are such an awesome jemima puddle duck.
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blame-duck resident

A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.
"How much longer til this blame-duck resident is out of office?"
by bogotabro August 04, 2007
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squat on my duck

Hey yo Kat, squat on my duck.
by GVilleMexican October 19, 2015
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