Jemima puddle ducks are amazing people. They are kind, sweet, funny, and just the nicest people ever. they are great best friends, and will sometimes be called the goddess of handwriting for their talented, well, handwriting. They like green tea, and prefer to stay up at night and sleep in naps during the day. Jemima puddle ducks are just the best ever, And you should pray the bell saves you befor you get in trouble for kicking a douchebags hat in the hallways....-Loud MOuse
by Loud Mouse/ Sloth addict/ RATS July 7, 2021
Get the jemima puddle duckmug. 
A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.
by bogotabro August 5, 2007
Get the blame-duck residentmug. When you do the sex and you a cuum shot and it gets in partners hair so you take your ass hairs and wipe off cuum with said ass hairs and get shit on partners hair :)
by j0_p0ynter October 27, 2019
Get the Reverse duck tapemug. by dereckboiiii April 4, 2008
Get the aromatic duckmug. This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.
by Sean Bassett January 9, 2013
Get the Fuck a duckmug.