by conndog May 17, 2022

"Hey Gary, what's a cup?"
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
"Seriously John, my wife is dying."
"Help me Gary"
"It's that thing on the kitchen. Jesus I thought we had something John"
And that is how it was. John got his cup, and Gary sobbed solemnly as his wife died.
by Crocks&Socks February 11, 2019

A Japanese Country Band that emerged in late 2011. Their hit singles include "Lemonade Tears", "Punishment Pie", and "Cow Prophet Generator". They sound like a cross between Garth Brooks and Takkyu Ishino.
Young Lad: Have you listened to Whiteboard Tornado Cup?
Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.
Old Lad: Yeah man, it's like listening to Hello Kitty fighting Woody from Toystory.
by MuppetPastor November 6, 2011

by shfrzbck January 23, 2021

by ForestLion June 14, 2025

Maddie - "I'm so full, I ate like four cups of ham at dinner. How many cups of ham did you eat?"
Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
Ian - "I only ate about one cup of ham."
by Evil Monkey 651 December 27, 2011

person 1 : omg is that a stanley cup?!
person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
person 2 : yeah. and since you don't have one we can't be friends. i'm going to be friends with people who actually have stanleys at the playground.
by kaylakaakakakakakakoak0soj1qni February 28, 2024
