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missouri candy corn 

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters
i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

Throat Candy 

That guy probably has some fat throat candy.
Throat Candy by yaboy1212233131 October 6, 2020

Swedish Candy cane 

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.
It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.
Swedish Candy cane by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

Circumcised candy cane 

A candy cane without its wrapper
I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

Sky candy 

Beautiful pink clouds in a blue sky during a sunset that look like cotton candy
On January second the sky looked like sky candy
Sky candy by Butterbirb January 21, 2021

shadow candy fanclub 

The coolest fanclub to ever exist
shadow candy fanclub is yes