Mike Bryant is a tall, nice, loving man, but when it comes down to it he choose’s his bro’s over hoes even if Nikki Minaj’s ass was in front of him or Bhad bhabies tits. He will eat that ass so good you’ll nut out your caboose then when he licks your pussy it makes you orgasm because he’s looking at you right in the eyes. Besides that stuff he has really good bed game.
Mike Bryant slayed my pussy last night my asshole is stretched and I nutted so much when he licked my pussy
by Jameschargles April 27, 2020
3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
by Metal bender 69 November 08, 2023
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
by GrannysWetStrapOn March 01, 2022
A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020
The name given to pictures with the character SpongeBob SquarePants in the artstyle of The Simpsons.
by Masquarade August 06, 2017
Mickey Stan: Mike Moh killed it on once upon a time in hollywood!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
Mike Moh Fan: he's one hell of an actor and deserves all the recognition!
by TheRealStan August 19, 2019