goat rooter

Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats

“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”

by 5 percent nick February 2, 2018

GOAT

the greatest of all time

Kobe Bean Bryant is the GOAT

by ripkobebryant January 27, 2020

Goated

It's when someone comes up behind you, grabs you by the scrotum and pulls

Chris got goated by Jimmy at work today

by Lluthor7 August 21, 2019

Goat

Someone that is to good for a sport

Example:Messi is greatest player of all time Goat

by Glitter globber November 22, 2021

Goat

Anything except a Leo named Nic Nac

Nic nac thought she was a goat . But could nevaaa

by Blanco57 October 12, 2022

GOAT

Ky.

Ky's the goat. Enough said

by Swaggoo_Johnson August 21, 2025

GOAT

An alien claiming to be from Argentina who is said to be able to pass through people whilst carrying a round ball that is glued to his feet and he is able to detach it whenever he pleases. It is said that he is the successor of Diego Armando Maradona and the Greatest of All Time at the world's most popular sport, football.

The GOAT finally won the World Cup in 2022.

by bruhmeme 42069696969 March 21, 2023