Stoner-Boner 

A semi-erotic sensation that occurs when first seeing or smelling very strong cannabis

"I went to the weed expo and had a stoner-boner the whole time!"

Stoner-Boner by AcidFr33k April 23, 2010

country boner 

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or "morning wood".

I woke up with a country boner again today.

country boner by Oscar Ernie January 7, 2008

Stoner Boner 

When something is especially pleasing to someone who is under the infuence of marijuana. Usually has to do with some kind of food.

When Mike walked downstairs with microwave burritos for everyone, I got a Stoner Boner.

Stoner Boner by Armondo Ootgah October 27, 2010

Asian Boner Syndrome

When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.

hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.

Asian Boner Syndrome by flomause June 9, 2011

funeral for a boner 

a condom, a thin sheath, usually of very thin rubber, worn over the penis during sexual intercourse to prevent conception or sexually transmitted disease.

i'm not going to use that funeral for a boner, let's have sex unprotected.

funeral for a boner by r the p December 27, 2007

Yearbook Boner 

When you're looking through a yearbook from any school, and suddenly you have an erection.

John was looking through his yearbook when he saw Kelly's picture, remembered something, and then got a yearbook boner.

Yearbook Boner by T3h Fly1ng Sp4gh3tt1 M0nst3r June 14, 2010

business boner 

the erection that one may obtain when delaying the need to urinate too long; a body defense mechanism that encourages urination and prevents bladder and kidney damage

I don't have time to go to the fuckin' bathroom, but I gotta get rid of this business boner!

business boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005