Russian ass crack

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016

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Crack Whore (Toilet)

A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.

Don't use that stall. I peaked inside and it is a total Crack Whore (Toilet). I nearly vomited...

by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011

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Crack onto someone

To crack onto someone is an Australian phrase meaning to hit on someone, or make a move on someone.

"I was at the club last night and this jackass just came up and started cracking onto me, so I shot him four times in the leg"
"Pff, the jerk. He can't just crack onto someone like that"
"I know! Anyway, I called the hospital and they say he'll never walk again"

by Nuckpang February 23, 2008

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fair crack of the whip

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014

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