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Guyentine's Day

"What's a Guyentine's, bro"

"Brah, you don't know? Guyentine's Day is basically Galentine's Day but for us dudes!"
by Silver Something February 14, 2024
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No yapping day

Every valentine's day people aren't allowed to yap
by The anti yapper February 14, 2024
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Salentines Day

On February 14 you and one of your single homies must take on a challenge and frot with no lube. Whoever cums first is tonight’s biggest loser and must let their homie finish down their throat.
Hey bro, today’s Salentines Day! Wanna find out who’ll be tonight’s big loser?~
by CheeseBurgerAndy February 14, 2024
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Malentines Day

The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.
Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?
by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024
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Valiumtine’s Day

When you and your significant other don’t care about Valentine’s Day, so instead, you take Valium and eat Crab legs.
Hey babe. Tonight we celebrate Valiumtine’s Day. I’ve got these crab legs and Valium.
by Mperry1225 February 14, 2024
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national punch graham day

oh my god its february 14!!

time to punch graham, its national punch graham day!
by shejdhsjd February 14, 2024
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Smack the homies ass day

Smack the homies ass day: Smak the homies ass day is a day on november 29th where it is legal and socially acceptable to smack your freinds ass angrily at any time.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: *SMACKS ASS ANGRILY*
Person 1: Happy smack the homies ass day
by bungerwithmayoandcheese February 16, 2024
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