Horned up from the corned up

Means your really horny and want to fuck in a field

He was horned up from the corned up.

by Jujubeattlebee March 9, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026

gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...

God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...

by Viriledande March 9, 2026

Charles It Up The Car Park

When your work laptop is causing you to get frustrated through being slow and or glitchy so you launch it up the car park in a fit of anger and distress like Charles the IT guy did that one time.

Ajay, if this doesn't start working properly in a minute I'm going to Charles it up the car park!

by PishPhlaps March 12, 2026

Cut up some old doors

A slang phrase for picking up milfs with a few friends.

Charles and I are going to go cut up some old doors. I hope my wife doesn’t find out!

by Khaaaaaaaaaan March 13, 2026

Cut up some old doors

A slang phrase for picking up older women with a select few friends.

Charles and I are going to cut up some old doors. I hope my wife doesn’t find out!

by Khaaaaaaaaaan March 13, 2026

Digital Gang Up

A coordinated or emergent phenomenon where multiple individuals or entities collectively target, harass, attack, or mob a person or group through digital means. Unlike simple disagreement or criticism, a digital gang up involves numbers being used as a weapon—the experience of being swarmed, overwhelmed, and drowned out by a volume of hostile engagement that no individual could withstand. The gang up may be organized (through coordinated raids, dogpiling, brigade tactics) or emergent (when a post goes viral and attracts a mob), but the experience for the target is identical: a flood of notifications, threats, abuse, and noise designed to silence, punish, or destroy. Digital gang ups exploit the asymmetry of networked communication—one target, countless attackers, each individual feeling justified while the collective produces overwhelming harm.

Example: "She posted a mildly controversial opinion and woke to thousands of replies—not debate, but a Digital Gang Up, the collective weight of a mob made possible by the architecture of the platform."

by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026