Fuck around shoes

Shoes you wear when you’re about to go fuck around

Hey son, grab your fuck around shoes, we’re going to the mall

by JonnyBDE July 5, 2022

Love fucked

Love fucked; falling for someone hard and always going back to the same person no matter what they do to you

Im love fucked and it sucks and theres nothing i can do about it

by Baileyray_ May 2, 2019

pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024

Fuck Codeine

A SoundCloud rapper that creates a extended genre of music. From Hyperpop to Rage and a lot more. Fuck Tom Holland Nigga ! SPAWN7 SHIT NIGGA

omg I wanna fuck codeine so bad oml 😫😫😫😫😫

by @fuckcodeine October 6, 2021

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!

"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me

by Tim7 October 27, 2024