beat Traffic lights day

23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)

beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)

by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020

Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024

National Remi Day

Nov. 22nd, national holiday where you celebrate remi.

Did you hear it’s National Remi Day? It’s nov. 22nd!!

by Alrthen November 22, 2021

Day

Time while your awake.

Eyes open allday!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

National send t a tittypic day

On July 6th you give anybody who's name has t in it 5! titty pics

National send t a tittypic day is when you send anybody with a t in there name a titty pic

by Bignanawigniga July 6, 2025

Throw younger people than you day

If someone is younger than you, you can throw them on October 29.

Throw younger people than you day is on October 29

by Cat24weeb October 24, 2020

Kiss Day

The 30th of November, usually the most kissing day of the year, you should do it to someone you cherish, love and appreciate, because they love you, and you should love them.

I l you girlfriend, let’s kiss on this spectacular kiss day

by anonymous November 30, 2023