dirty maykie

When you drink a man's pee and spit in his face

Wanna do the dirty maykie with me

by James from Cape Town September 7, 2021

dirty comfort

Someone that look inside your gut & fish out all you have inside, don’t even try to hide it, he’ll take a spatula to fish out all that lies beneath.

‘ I was chilling & napping by the pool, when I woke up, Dirty Comfort already took out my gut & handed it over to me😱’

by Comfabulous November 15, 2020

Dirty Ferg

Reaming a dude from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming his asshole with your finger with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under his nose as to make a moustache with. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, except strictly male related.

My boyfriend Leonard was pissed, so I gave him a Dirty Ferg last night.

by DirtyFerg June 29, 2010

Dirty Plan

A dirty plan is where you plan something that is messed up.

“Hey Chris.”

“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”

by Ruler698VR cringe April 23, 2022

Dirty Nikolaus

When a man come in his mom an then slurf his sperma out with an straw on dried elephant penis while feeding his Ginger cat

Last Night I cought my brother doing a dirty Nikolaus!

by Kiki and en February 23, 2025

dirty fuckweiner

When ya have one toe up ya mums sausage dogs ass while licking ya mums toes and giving her dirty Sanchez at the same time

Oh I have a dirty fuckweiner last night

by Fuckweiner January 11, 2024

Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024