Eaten Potato Waffle

An unfinished game of Tetris. It has a crispy exterior and a fluffy interior, depending on what temperature you eat it at.

"Did you finish that Tetris game?" "No, and it looks like an Eaten Potato Waffle!"

by jiminyourpants December 20, 2017

Waffle-Pancake

To take one statement or belief and turn into hate speech or something generally discriminatory against something related to that statement. Like real waffles and pancakes, one may be rooted from the other, but they are still two different things.

Coined by Louis McClung on YouTube.

“This is no waffle-pancake idea, because I am saying I do not like trad wives, does not mean I don’t like Christianity, okay? ‘Oh, Louis! You’re making fun of some Christians! That means you hate Christians, you think it’s bad, you think we’re all stupid!’ No??????” -Louis McClung

by JaxonArsenic December 24, 2024

Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while

It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.

by Stayout February 22, 2019

waffle boofter

Poof. Gay. Homosexual.

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”

by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024

Cheese waffle

A name for Someone who's so adorable you just want squeeze them out of affection

Eek! I love you so much you cheese waffle!!

by Zillyzelo September 26, 2024

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

Dick in a waffle

Canadian version of “stick in the mud”.

Sam: Terry is being a real Dick in a waffle.
Hayley: You betcha!

by MarkOfTheBest July 15, 2023