march 3rd

confess your feelings to your crush day <3

person 1: it's *march 3rd*...you know what that means ;)
person 2: i need to confess my feelings for him/her today!
person 1: atta boy >;)

by ppharderect101 March 2, 2021

regal march

Hell. Absolutely fucking hell.

“I hate Regal March”

by CeCilol December 28, 2021

March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 22, 2022

march 14

national day to pick on jessie

march 14- jessie you look like shit stop making tik toks

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

March 12

Today is a day where girl have to say yes to anybody!

Friend:Hey is today march 12?
Girl:yup🤦 ♀️

by Cassyyyyyy March 12, 2022

28 March

Birthday of Egor Zotov, also known as a really cool guy and an always sober person

“Bro, it is Egor’s birthday” - “sick”
“Mark, Egor is going to celebrate 28 march tomorrow” - “Bro, im dead💀”

by TimTim1000 March 28, 2023

Marching knights

The shitty marching band from north penn. they get into several fights with eachother and cause extremely petty drama. They all smoke weed and are high most days and act like dipshits 24/7. No one really likes any of these kids.

Did you hear about the marching knights?

No what happened?
They got caught smoking weed again.

by The rat of all rats December 7, 2018