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Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly
Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle
by Varrick86 June 9, 2018
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Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.
I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now
by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020
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Turtle

Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking
Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.
by DictatorNL August 7, 2015
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Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection
"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."
by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015
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Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.
Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!
by GoatPawz August 28, 2023
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Texas Turtles

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018
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Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.
My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.
by anonymous July 17, 2025
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