Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.

It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.

by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Turtle

A nickname for Emilee Sheets, basically the best turtle in existence. If you contradict this you may be sued and given a life sentence.

"We'll fuckin kill anyone who opposes the turtle"

by Andrew Colley June 30, 2019

turtle

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons

He's such a turtle typer.

by Fred Dag1 December 17, 2010

turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.

Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!

by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022

Turtle

Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.

That turtle is not cool.

by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022