Turtle

The act of dragging a game and or match out in a MOBA particularly

Person 1 : Let them end
Person 2 : Nah, their gonna turtle

by Varrick86 June 9, 2018

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

Turtle

Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking

Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.

by DictatorNL August 7, 2015

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

Turtle

A beautiful creature, more valuable than anything else in the history of the universe.

Alvin: Hey did you see that turtle?

Katy: OMG YEAHH its so beautiful and adorable!

Alvin: Save the turtles!!!

by GoatPawz August 28, 2023

Texas Turtles

Another name for bed bugs.

Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?

by Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov May 23, 2018

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025