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Matthew

That man has a Matthew head
by Matthew.is.bald January 23, 2023
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Matthew

Matthew is a very awkward guy you’ll ever meet. He’s shy almost all the time and is only open to his close friends. He’ll open up to you after he confesses his feelings for you, but will still be awkward with you.. Matthew will always be watching from behind and is always be jealous of everyone around the girl he likes. He’ll copy your fit and follow his friends around, but I meannnn that’s just who he is 🤷🏻 ♀️

But Matthew’s a nice and caring guy! You can tell he cares about his friends and family, and he’ll be there for you in a split second if you just holla at him.
*when driving around*
A: “What do you wna do tonight?”
B: “Up to you, we’ll just Matthew behind you
by abcdefu:) November 22, 2021
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Matthew

A fucking hot ass man who bones 50 girls a night. He also sleeps with 100 women on saturdays and sundays.
"I sure hope Matthew bones me!"
by fbi_femalebodyinspector March 12, 2024
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Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me
by demigoggle September 7, 2021
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Matthew

Full of love , A great friend , heard you out when you need it , has a really big heart and strong soul
I love you Matthew you everything to me and always will be no matter what happens
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Matthew

Matthew is a very geeky boy. he used methods such as the deer face, gusher walk, and the emotion pushed to deal with negative energy. he is very emotional and he’s good at certain things that are inappropriate for young audiences. His younger brother often beats him up, but in a playful way. he is often spotted with his anime body pillow, or just trying to fit in.
~ He’s really geeky! what a matthew.
~ Matthews are good at math
~ He likes anime? such a matthew
by ifhieo3hfo3l4 June 30, 2018
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Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.
Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!
by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025
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