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finger her january

In parody of "No-Nut November" and "Destroy Dick December", finger her January is an event starting on the first of January, in which you finger as much as you can, during this time all bro bonds are here by canceled and it is allowed to finger a friend's mom.
"i can't wait for the year to start"- your mom
"i love finger her January" -your mom
by MR.NUTGUY November 23, 2018
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January 15th

January 15th is anime thighs day. Our anthem is 'Anime Thighs' by MC Virgins Ft. Wonder.

On this day, people should add 'anime thighs' at the end of their name and listen to anime thighs on loop. The holiday is to honor anime thighs.
John: "Hey what's on January 15th?"
JC: "January 15th is anime thighs day"
by GeneysAnimeThighs April 9, 2021
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January 19

The most DSMP obsessed uwu bakas are born on this day! Go tell your obsessed DSMP friend
Person1: Omg! You look dsmp don’t you?!
Person2: yessss!!
Person1: Well it’s January 19!DSMP day!
Person2: OMG
by spencerreidd November 18, 2021
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January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.
Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.
by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023
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January 30th

Buy the girl you talk to whatever she wants day
"Baby, can you pay for my shein purchase?"
"Of course my love, it's January 30th"
by Anonymus_229 January 30, 2025
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January 1st

January 1st is BFDI day. BFDI's anniversary. You must watch every BFDI video on the Jacknjellify channel and change your profile picture on every social media to a BFDI character for that whole day.
Hey dude! It's January 1st!
January 1st? I guess I have to change my profile picture and begin watching!
by Berrino November 24, 2023
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January 4

This is the day when my ex bf was born. If you are reading this and you were born on the 4th January go and write to your ex to come back so to be a lovely couple a second time. (maybe my ex it's reading this) so go to tell this NOW thank you I love you<3
When were you born?
January 4
GO AND WRITE TO YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND NOW
by -iminlovewithmyex November 21, 2021
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