Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman
Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir
by D4L3 July 22, 2022
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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 25, 2023
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University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.
Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."
by Fezguy002 October 05, 2021
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The Texas Beto Duff Fluffer

The act of having a Thoroughbreed studding horse take Mr. Beto O. up his loose caboose. This demonstration requires an armed man dressed like Tonto to hold the reigns of the horse whle the every-willing Beto O. is mounted and studded. During this punishment of Mr Beto for his recent demonstrations of ignorance and lack of empathy, long time NRA member, William Duff will fire 10 rounds of bee bees at Mr Beto's genitalia to further excite the horse and Beto. At the moment of climax, Mr. Duff will begin the chorus of Pour Some Sugar on Me that Beto will continue until he collapses on the ground in total exhaustian. Tonto will offer a warm towel to Beto and escort him away from Silver the Studdly Horse. Optional: If avaialble, you may add a fully dressed look a like of The Lone Ranger.
After seeing some recent political nonsense from Mr Beto, I believe he must be punished and pay for his wrong doing by performing the Texas Beto Duff Fluffer
by Sonnyd2022 June 02, 2022
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Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off
"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."
by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024
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Texas Trashcan

Just after a woman pinches one off, and before a shower, she lets you take her from behind. As an act of gesture as you approach, she lifts up one of her cheeks to help you. However, after lifting her cheek, you are overcome with the awful remnants of her previous activity. You have just experienced her texas trashcan.
My girl did not tell me she had just taken a dump and told me she wanted me from behind. As I approached my landing from behind, she lifted her texas trashcan lid and I chipped a tooth.
by The BK Man November 27, 2021
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