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Texas starfish

The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked
Dude me and Stacey we used the Texas starfish
by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 10, 2023
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albany texas

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.
by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020
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texas

to anally be stuffed deep with capybaras
by zachroorda November 9, 2023
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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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Texas

Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.
God bless Texas”
by AnderWasTaken July 21, 2023
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texas eiffel tower

Two guys spit roast someone and then a fourth person gets on the back of the person being spit roasted. They grab onto someones hair and swing their other hand in the air like a lasso.
Dude1: we should Texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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Texas Chainsaw

When you finish in a blonde redneck and spin her round in the living room causing mass destruction to the house.
I had a bloody crazy night last night, blonde chick and a texas chainsaw…
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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