Only when the following two conditions are met: First, a state in one's life were nothing of any importance is happening and no real effort is being put into one's life to change it. Second, a total lack of interest in taking any advice from anyone who would know any better then they do. Usually occuring in women going from there older teens to their adulthoods.
Manny: "How come she seems that she doesn't want to do anything with her life?"
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
Mark: "No its not that she doesn't want to do anything, shes just suffering from Jessica Syndrome."
by Andres Gonzalez February 8, 2008
Get the Jessica Syndromemug. A medical condition in which the sufferer loses his or her sense of short term memory for conversation.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
This syndrome in known to occur in many different environments, though it has got it's name from the first documented case in a kennels in Studley, Worcestershire.
It has been known to occur in educational establishments as well, notably it occurs with devastating effect in primary school teachers, and teaching assistants.
The condition, which is not confirmed to be viral, bacterial or fungal has evolved a strain which has high contaigousness. It is establishing a hold in Aberystwyth, and looks to be colonising the South East of England. It's spread in the Midlands has been slowed effectively by containment.
Kennel Syndrome has been linked to excessive consumption of blue smarties, peaking in those suffering from blue smartie syndrome and spreads fastest throughout populations with high numbers of INAD sufferers.
A vaccine is being produced, as it is deeply irritating to those who do not suffer it.
10.04, Monday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
"No, what did you get her?"
11.15, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"I think you did, but remind me".
11.18, Tuesday. "Liz, did I tell you about what I got my sister for Christmas?"
"Yes, you did. Stop telling me the same stuff over and over! Have you got Kennel Syndrome or something?!".
by Tristan July 24, 2008
Get the Kennel Syndromemug. 1. The condition of gradually losing sanity due to the inability to remove "playbacks" of songs from your conscious mind. This occurs when hearing a song several times in a row, wherein your brain can create a cyclical version of the song that repeats key parts of the song without ever ending. In extreme cases, even one word or phrase can be looped infinitely depending on the cadence, tempo, and succession of notes, such as the viral song "Friday" by Rebecca Black for which this syndrome is named. Short term symptoms are agitation and short temper. Particularly long cases, one hour or more, can lead to acts which are unusual for one not affected by this syndrome, such as hitting oneself or screaming, and in extreme cases, attempting to tear oneself's clothes off, coating oneself in maple syrup and various car parts, and blocking rush hour traffic by screaming little known facts about President Buchanan at drivers has been seen in desperate attempts to overcome the syndrome. There is no known cure.
2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.
3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.
2. The condition of the syndrome in a group of an unspecified number.
3. Any other condition in which one is unable to rid oneself of audial memory.
Parker: Hey, do you remember that song where—
Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?
Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.
Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.
Gene: OH, WHAT THE HELL?! THAT THING GAVE ME FRIDAY SYNDROME FOR LIKE A MONTH AND NOW YOU REMIND ME AGAIN?
Parker: I didn't know the Atlanta Symphony's performance of Vivaldi's Four Seasons had affected you that way.
Gene: You did that on purpose, asshole.
by fotografioj April 2, 2011
Get the Friday Syndromemug. When a hardware or software company, often gaming related, produces half-arsed releases in an attempt to increase their profit margins.
"Hey man, you getting one of the new consoles?"
"720p at <60 fps in 2014, nah lol, complete EA syndrome"
"720p at <60 fps in 2014, nah lol, complete EA syndrome"
by ImProbablyRicherThanYou September 7, 2014
Get the EA syndromemug. Tavia syndrome is commonly caught from hanging around the rare, Tavi-is Mar-tis. Very rare species indeed.
by Affyre March 29, 2011
Get the Tavia Syndromemug. Pancake Syndrome is where everything in the body of a woman (or man in some cases) is flat. Meaning that they have a flat chest (or breasts), and a flat ass.
Boy #1: Woah, look at that girl, she's way hot.
Boy #2: Uhh, no way man, do you see that flat ass and flat chest?
Boy #1: Man, that girls' got some serious Pancake Syndrome right there.
Boy #2: Uhh, no way man, do you see that flat ass and flat chest?
Boy #1: Man, that girls' got some serious Pancake Syndrome right there.
by A Ravaged Path January 28, 2013
Get the Pancake Syndromemug. by undertakeisrock February 19, 2009
Get the Flatts syndromemug.