gut punch abortion

To violently strike a child-bearing women in the uterine area.

Melanie: "Dad I think I'm pregnant and I'm going to keep it."
Dad: "That's fine honey"
*later that evening while Melanie is sleeping*

Dad: "Jennifer our daughters pregnant"
Jennifer: "That cum guzzling dick garage would fuck the pope I'm going to give her a gut punch abortion"

by Dickgaragecentral June 14, 2016

1-2 punch

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists

She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.

by The Return of Light Joker April 30, 2009

one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

by Anis Payne May 22, 2018

The curry death punch

A sexual position in which the male slathers his penis in curry, then mounts atop the female’s mouth region. Then mouth-fucks the female until all curry is consumed

Yo fam imma hit yasmine with the curry death punch tonight ya heard

by The yellow lord April 25, 2019

Devils Punch Hole

When a cougar eats your ass until you die.

"Hey Bob, did you hear how Johnny died? He got a devils Punch Hole. That lucky bastard."

by TD223344 October 27, 2017

atomic taint punch

When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.

John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change

by Smokey dick July 7, 2016

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016