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i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have
ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that
by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022
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Top G Special

The Top G special is a certain haircut only the Top G (exception is made for the Bottom G) can have.
It includes a cleanly shaved bald head, paired with a sharp beard.
barber: "what can do for you today sir?"
Top G: "Let me get The Top G Special."
by DafferDonk June 23, 2023
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Top 1 Extreme

Refers to the top hardest “Extreme Demon” level on the unofficial Demon List for the game developed by Robert Topala (RobTop, RobTopGames) Geometry Dash. Geometry Dash is a 2-D rhythmic based platformer game, in case you didn’t know. Top 1 Extremes aren’t forever as they do get replaced by more and more of them as the existence of the creation of more extremely hard level carry’s on.
Some Random Guy: Did you hear that Trick verified a new Top 1 Extreme?
Some Other Random Guy: No, but that’s totally cool dude!
by BonKyWonKyXD March 6, 2023
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Egg with a Ball on Top

Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!
Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?
by ema1997 July 7, 2021
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sloppy top hat

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.
I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.
by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017
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Big-top Creampie

Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).

This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).

Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.
Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.

Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?

Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.

Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?

Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."
by Dirty Cral Sully February 3, 2010
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sexy top hats

What Brendon Urie wore in the I Write Sins Not Tragedies video by the popular indie band Panic! at the Disco
Brendon: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.(while wearing a sexy top hats)

Sexy Top Hats are Totally Panic!
by Allisin August 28, 2006
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