Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021

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Jay

The most wonderful person to ever exist. They are so kind and gentle. They will always be able to brighten your day. They're incredibly special and you don't want to lose them. Next time you see 'em make sure to give them a forehead kiss, they deserve it.

"Do you see that person over there? That's Jay, they're are wonderful."

by rookieislame January 7, 2022

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Jai

Jai is an amazing person. Jai is caring, respectful, trustworthy, friendly, smart, sweet, loving, hardworking and loyal, and has the most patience than any other person you might know. Jai puts others first before himself. Your happiness is very important. If you’re sad or upset, he will do what ever it takes to make you happy or laugh. He gives off a positive vibe, that when he walks into a quiet, unsettling room, he naturally brings in joy and happiness. He always looks at the positive outcome of any situation. If you have a Jai in your life, don’t let him go! He is a one-of-a-kind! A God sent gift to anyone who knows him.

I wish every girl could get Jai in her life.
Jai is a good boyfriend and husband material.

by Jameslilypotter November 23, 2021

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