Smoke on my gun

Precum-
(can result in midget pregnancies and retardation with a side of an ungodly amount of melanin)

"Yo bro I was hangin out with this fine ass hoe and I had to dip cause I got smoke on my gun"

"Her kid popped out short as hell cause he was made out of smoke on my gun"

by ihateallmen6767 October 17, 2025

floppy gun

Is another name for a male appendage

Ex.#1 My floppy gun is shooting blanks

Ex.#2 Please don't empty your floppy gun in me

by Gumby3998 June 14, 2016

Gun sexy

Gun sexy mean when Y ou are very sexy.

Bria::I'm gun sexy!!

by Briashae January 5, 2008

machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.

person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"

by person_three May 9, 2014

North Carolina Nerf Gun

When you stuff a woman's ass full of foam ear plugs and wait for her to fart them out so you can catch them in your mouth.

We did the North Carolina Nerf Gun last night after my wife had some spicy jalapeño poppers and margaritas at the Mexican Restaurant for her birthday dinner.

by Sticky Fingers McGee June 28, 2025

Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract

Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.

by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021