kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022

Kick rocks

A very unfortunate phrase that should not be used, unless you’re a homeless disgusting, lying poser, who steals people souls..

The dirty lying, Rat kid couldn’t handle the truth so he had to kick rocks..

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

kicking your feet

when you like someone or like hanging out with someone so you kick your feet. or when you’re excited/happy you’re kicking your feet.

friend: youre literally kicking your feet rn stop smiling

by urban dictionary is my mom November 22, 2023

Camel Kick

A kick in Football using the outside of the foot, rotating the leg at the knee, raised as in a back heel, but then swung forward, striking the ball forward or looping it over any in coming player..

Ronaldinho utilised Camel kicks alot.

by MR. E TU November 29, 2023

Kicking Up Dust

when you have sex with a old lady past the age of 85

“man, last night me and mee maw were kicking up dust”

by IndonesianSkank December 9, 2023

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023