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Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.
Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!
by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020
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Jacob clarke

Jacob clarke : I have swaz
by Pippalittlewood October 18, 2020
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jacob g

1- is that kid laroi
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by Themayoroftownsvill July 14, 2022
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Jacob

The most amazing person ever kinda rude sometimes and like forgets really important things like my pronouns but it's whatever
Person:Who is Jacob? 💀💀💀💀
Gtzaiw:Jacob is emo LOL
by Gtzaiw July 18, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.
"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."
by a simple guy July 20, 2022
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Jacob Elliston

Has a big dick and gets a lot of girls. A very cool guy you just can’t hate a Jacob
by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022
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