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Jacob

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.
by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who absolutely loves goths and femboys and would get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked?
Did you hear that Jacob's snaps with the goth got leaked?
by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022
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Jacob

If you found this message, it's for you
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Karl Jacobs

I wish Karl Jacobs could date me 👹”
by Karl…..edits September 3, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is occasionally really good at basketball. Sometimes he loses 1-1, but he tries his hardest. He loves McFlurries and playing the guitar. He is a really sweet guy, but he makes you watch Terrifier 3. He plays Clash Royale in every class when he actually goes, but his grades look good still. He is NOT short and has brown fluffy hair. He will guess your eye color correctly when you ask and will take you to Texas Roadhouse, but he will eat all the rolls. Anyway, Jacob is a cutie, dont read the other reviews I like mine.
Jacob is THE guy.
by YOURbigbackMOTHER October 21, 2025
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Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
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