pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

shower tan

A deceiving tan that makes you look 10000 times tanner than you actually are. disappointing.

"Why does my shower tan make me look so much tanner?¿?"

by Ayeee23 June 6, 2019

Chocolate shower

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.

“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”

by Fat lizard April 15, 2023

College Shower

A shower done in a sink, preferably with hand soap. Usually the solution to greasy morning hair.

"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"

by Hivterfall January 16, 2016