EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

A SHITEATER born a PEDOPHILE

A PEDOPHILE who became a SHITEATER in PRISON.

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by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021

eat that cooter pie

A phrase of praise for heterosexual homophobic males who like eating pussy. Meaning to eat that cat. Or to go muff diving

Eat that cooter pie Jeff!

by CCBguys November 13, 2020

i eat mop who

a knock knock joke

pronounced as: "I eat more poo"

Person 1: Knock, knock!
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: I eat mop.
Person 2: I eat mop who?
Person 1: Dammit, man, that is way too much information!

by galearic November 19, 2020

Shit eating grin

The kind of grin Susan Estrich makes

Get that shit eating grin of your face

by pookleblinky December 3, 2004

shit-eating grin

having been invited to eat shit, one declines ... with a smile ...

wipe that shit-eating grin off your face ...

by lpdmontana April 12, 2010

Never Eat Soggy Wheat

1 - A mnemonic device used by kids to remember the directions of North East South and West. You must point to each direction as you speak each corresponding word.

Example: Never - Forward, Eat - Right, Soggy - Backward, Wheat - Left

2 - Good advice.

Ex. 1 - Wait, is west on the left, or right? Let's see... Never Eat Soggy Wheat... Oh yeah, it's on the left.

Ex. 2 - Dude, this soggy wheat is gross.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

to risk eating the horse's sperm

When you have 50/50 odds that something could turn out just fine or be really, really awful, and you go on doing it anyway, you are taking a risk that you could be "eating the horse's sperm". Typically refers to sex acts, but not always.

From the Family Guy episode "Family Gay" in which Peter buys a retarded horse and fills the refrigerator with the horse's sperm to begin breeding it. He reveals it to the family while Stewie eats his cereal. He first looks shocked, then narrows his eyes and continues eating....

(Look up "Milky Surprise" at Hulu for the clip)

If you end up with the awful result, you can then said to have gotten the "milky surprise" (taken from the name of the clip at Hulu).

Steve: "So, I found out midway through the date that she is on drugs for being crazy, but I was hungry for companionship so I decided to risk eating the horse's sperm and took her home."

Heather: "And four month's later how's that working out for ya'?"

Steve: "Well I've had more than a few milky surprises. Bitch be crazy."

by Clintacus February 7, 2010