John David

Well he has a two word name which is pretty cool, along with the fact that John David’s are generally nice guys with blue eyes and brown hair. They will most likely lose in a fight although they generally good with video game fights. John David’s are good human beings.

Guy:”is that John david over there?”
Guy17:”I don’t know who that is but he seems nice”

by Yourmumthersdestroyer January 4, 2022

David

A gay person who suck more dick then Lana rhodes. His balls hasn’t dropped from his stomach yet and his cock is 3mm, oye thats a David!

A David has many kids in his garage, why? We never know, but THAT’S a David.

A David has tried to suck hos own dick many times, but he couldn’t so he fucked a bottle of shampoo.

O have you seen David?

- No, he’s fucking a bottle of shampoo in the bathroom!

We are having yoga today class! Sit in this position!
*Whispering* - why is David trying to lick his balls?
*Whispering* - because he’s very gay and want cock in his mouth!
*5 minutes later* - WHY IS DAVID FUCKING THE MATTRESS?!

by [e-mail] November 23, 2021

David Baszucki

The CEO of Roblox. David Baszucki yaps about stuff at RDC and 'innovation'.

"Hi, I'm David Baszucki, as you know, 70% of our players are over the age of 13."

by stickingserious December 6, 2024

David Sundin

David Sundin is a very beautiful man from Sweden. He is in a program called “Bäst i test” with another god called Babben.

Bro you wanna watch some bäst i test?

Yeah sure mate I really wanna see David Sundin

by ImDepressedAf April 29, 2021

David

The kindest hearted person on earth, no matter how sad you are he will always be able to make you happy. He may mess up sometimes, and make you sad, but in reality he doesn't mean to. He is the cutest boy you will ever meet. He has the deepest voice that will catch you off guard, but it really hot 🤭. He is literally the best person in the universe, and nothing could ever change that.

Random- "wow, that dudes voice is deep and he's really sweet, he must be named David!"

by Hearts4daviddd October 16, 2022

David

Chunky DBFR Mod (Dragon Ball Final Remastered the hit game) Lives in egypt drinking sand for breakfast lunch and dinner

hELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -This is how david interacts with ruckus (the owner of dragon ball games)

by Ruckus Kaka February 14, 2024

David Break

When A homie ceases to re-up, but stays cheif’n on the groups stash

Man you better get off that David break, and buy some nugs!!

by anonymous February 16, 2023