Ass Crack of Dog

When your dog wakes you up at 5:00 AM with his butt in your face.

I'm exhausted still after having woken up at the ass crack of dog... At least I had plenty of time to shower.

by saffirepulse July 8, 2018

Cracked Black Pepper

Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.

“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”

by WhiteRoseBanterMerchannt February 17, 2023

snack my crack

An alternative to “eat my ass” an the like.

Person 1: “Hey, did not love that “Star Is Born” movie with Gaga?”

Me: Yeah, you and that movie can snack my crack.

by benevident March 4, 2019

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021

butt crack attack

Someone who wears tight or revealing clothing that exposes their butt crack to the world. Sometimes, they do it intentionally and other times it's by accident. butt, ass, butt crack, ass crack, booty, heavy duty booty

The lady was wearing low hanging pants and a g-string, trying to be sexy. She committed the sin of releasing a butt crack attack.

by joecoolthefool January 20, 2016

Cracking her cunt

The female equivalent of "busting your balls"

I told my mom I was busting her balls and she said she didn't have any balls. I therefore deduced I was cracking her cunt as I lightly joked around with her.

Jill: Hurry up and get ready Tina, all the makeup this side of China ain't gonna make you look good.
Tina: O quit cracking my cunt Jill, not all of us can be gold digging whores with natural good looks.

by CharliePowerHouse May 31, 2015

crack some crab

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears

Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.

by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014