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Crushing the Cat

When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
by Coletreezy September 3, 2009
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Cat Claw

A code word said when a girl's thong and or g-string is hanging out. This word is a polite way to say "hey that girl's thong and or g-string is hanging out" This term was made up and popularized by Mike Marsicano.
"Cat Claw!"

"Hey hey hey cat claw"

"I called cat claw on that bitch"
by Mike Marsicano June 16, 2008
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hepp cat

-"Damn that girl is such a hip cat."

-"naw way, that girl is a hepp cat"
by Kenton Anderson September 17, 2005
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basic cat

A basic cat is a cat that you can find in your backyard. A basic cat is primarily a tabby or an American Shorthair.

Basic cats are what basic people own. A cat shelter is usually occupied by basic cats. Basic cats can be lazy or violent, depending on the area of the city of which it was a stray.

A basic cat thinks that it is better than any other cat, when in fact, they are the worst of the breeds.
"What kind of cat do you have, Sally?"
"I have an orange tabby."
"You're basic, just like your basic cat."
by DenDenfromtheTeletubbies April 15, 2014
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cat gay

When an otherwise heterosexual man acts like an overtly gay man in the presence or at the sight of cats.
Mark is completely heterosexual and comfortably so, but when he sees cats, he turns all cat gay.
by John Arthur Johnson October 22, 2013
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cat arse

Facial expression displayed when doubtful, disbelieving, sceptical or moody
His / her lips pursing like those of a cats arse
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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hair of the cat

Similar to "hair of the dog" meaning a beer to cure a hangover, except "hair of the cat" typically means a second date, rendezvous, etc with a girl that you hung out with a few days before. Contrary to popular opinion, it does NOT mean just "sex". It can mean that you had an awesome date and want to see her again, that you've been missing her and can't stop thinking about her, etc.

Or it can mean that you just haven't fucked your gf in a few days and you're missing her pussy as much as you're missing her.
Steve: Totally craving some hair of the cat, man. Wednesday night was awesome.

Dave: So I'll go ahead and assume you'll be too busy for our fantasy football league this year....
by aaandy September 25, 2011
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