captain unicorn porn

One whom regularly enjoys viewing porn of the unicorn variety, and/or has excessive amounts of unicorn porn on his porn viewing device, usually fat, smelly, acne riddled, mentally retarded, and/or socially awkward

Yo captain unicorn porn has a ton of unicorn porn on his phone

by Captain unicorn porn July 12, 2014

Capital Punishment

RESPONDING TO AN EMAIL IN ALL CAPS TO FRIGHTEN, INTIMIDATE, OR OTHERWISE BELITTLE THE ORIGINAL SENDER.

My boss sentenced me to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT when I sent him that sick Dilbert cartoon.

by Stuffy enough November 14, 2016

Captainashbacon

A very Beautiful Aussie woman who is good at Sea of Thieves

Look at Captainashbacon she is hott!

by Wanderer111_EXE February 28, 2019

finance capital

(ECONOMICS) money that is used by a business to buy fixed capital or circulating capital. For a very new company or a company expanding extremely quickly, finance capital can sometimes be used to pay workers (before revenues overtake operating costs).

Finance capital can be borrowed from a commercial bank, raised by an investment bank (through an issue of stock; see initial public offering) or though a bond issue, commercial paper, or even a repurchase agreement.

The ultimate purpose of stock exchanges like the NYSE is to raise finance capital.

by Abu Yahya September 25, 2010

Captain Price

An old,stupid,over-rated and USELESS excuse of a Video Game character that CoD fanboys jizz their pants over.
Captain Price, ever since the very first CoD game, has been nothing but a dumb NPC that just kept getting kidnapped and left you circling an entire fucking dungeon, time and time again just to find out he already trolled his way out, and leaves you on the floor before deciding to go with you EACH FUCKING TIME

Random CoD fanboy: "OMGZ Captain Price is so BAWS!"
Random Gamer: "He's okay, but he doesn't do much"
Random CoD fanboy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GAY FAG,YOU JUST SUCK AT CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY!

by Ghoul Dude December 13, 2012

The Capitol Punnishment

The capitol punnishment is when you have to get rid of girl because of a pregnacy.. other girl or child support. Anywhile first you get her doggie style and go at it for a bit. Then after a while say when your gonna cum you gently put your hands on her lower head/neck, and right when you come you snapp her neck, thus getting rid of that probolem

Yo this girl is a bitch she needs capitol puinnishment

i gave my sister the capitol punnishment

by Nick Deperno October 10, 2005

captain creep

another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy

so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls

by christophorus September 8, 2010