Wild Beef

When you can’t think of what a cow is called, so you call it wild beef.

1“Hey look it’s a uh… wild beef.”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”

by TheCouncilofDev May 8, 2023

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.

Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins

by DoesThisRagSmellLikeChloroform April 28, 2022

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Beef Queef

When a man docks his anus to a woman's vagina, passes gas into it and the woman proceeds to queef it out.

I made Kaitlin beef queef last night because she said ahe likes MGK, it was gravy.

by MGK sux July 12, 2023

Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015