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Bean sleep

When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere
“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.
by Captain eg November 15, 2018
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Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.
Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.
by Khan Asparuh August 26, 2022
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butter beans

a sex term; when your partner melts butter and spreads it on your ballsack and starts to suck on them.
last night me and my girlfriend tried this new technique called butter beans
by SPMG February 16, 2018
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Butthole to Bean

Butthole to Bean is a term that is only used by the most refined people on this earth. I came up with this term after many years of research in the field of sexual exploration. I would travel from butthole to bean often and enjoyed both of these majestic places however, I never connected the two until one day I was driving and I decided to join these two fine places with one phase. Enjoy!
I was so hungry the other night I licked my wife from Butthole to Bean......... while sitting on my leather seats in my hot truck my girlfriends pussy was sweating from butthole to Bean......... one day on a journey from her Butthole to her bean I found her taint.
by Cupambulla April 22, 2019
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nut bean

When you are so high on cocaine that you go completely mental and start smashing stuff up like your TV.
i was a complete nut bean last night.
by Georgefish19 November 21, 2013
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Jelly-Bean

Hey man, I don't think you should talk to Lupita. I heard she is a jelly-bean.
by TheRealKoolaid February 3, 2018
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Bean Dirt

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"
by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021
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