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King Ralph'ed

The act of gaining a promotion or advancing in position, based on the sole fact of being the only available candidate.

In reference to the 1991 Comedy by the same name that features John Candy inheriting the British Crown, by virtue of being the last living blood relative in the line of succession.
"Did you hear about Bob, he just King Ralph'ed the new Team Lead position, even though Joe was way more qualified, Joe got another offer and bowed out.
by Angerisagift18 November 27, 2012
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King Bob

Man of the ladies and the Men and lasts as long as the letters in his name
King Bob lasts the 7 mins of heaven he needs to
by RAMigo April 22, 2022
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King Salami

The one with THE BIGGEST COCK, The KING of the wang!
That dude from the Old School is the King Salami.
by stingraytat2 November 27, 2009
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Says The King

A way of pardoning one's self immediately after a loud belch.

This particular use of (or lack of ) manners may be frowned upon by older generations or the elderly, however, some may see the funny side to it.

This phrase is apparently coined in an episode of Family Guy as a way of asserting dominance through flatulence ... but ... it WILL catch on.
Me: "BURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!"

*peopple stare in awe and disgust*

Me: " .... Says The King! .... give it time, it'll catch on"
by RyRy28 September 16, 2011
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Lee-king

a form of ass licking mainly seen when a boy tries it with a girl(or vice versa), and is blatantly getting nowhere.
can be said as leaking or as a name (lee-king) to make the use of the word less inconspicuous.
guy1: so yeah monica... i heard you like goose juice?
monica: ummm yeah...sure?

Groups of mates: LEE-KING!!!
by goose man. August 15, 2010
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bottle king

In Scotland Barrs drinks; examples include Irn Bru, Limeade, Red Kola and American Cream Soda, are available in glass bottles with a returnable deposit of 20p. Bottle kings will return these 'gless cheques' enmasse to the nightly 'icey' and exchnge them for fags or drugs. when spotted generally greeted to a chorus of 'ching ching bottle king' - an onomatopoeic depicting the noise of glass bottle knocking together while the inebriate carries them to the van.
There goes that jakey bottle king
by Mercury Mike July 7, 2006
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King cass

King cass is the king of chimeras. Rumor has it she has a 10 inch dick. She's also a qt.
I ain't got no example for king cass hoe
by Dickprintpapi June 29, 2017
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