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willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
by felixculpa September 8, 2016
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Arkansas Wet Willie

The Arkansas Wet Willie is where you go down to Booneville, Arkansas and go "mudding". While you are mudding you stop mid-way and start to have sexual intercouse. When finished, you go back to "mudding".
Me and Jessica just got done doing the ol' Arkansas Wet Willie
by Stinky_Pinkyyyyyy00 September 10, 2024
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willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.
Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.
by Broom handle June 17, 2016
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appreciating willie

The stuff that involves the male organ and your hand. In other words, yet another euphemism for masturbation.
"Open that door, man! No, wait, are you appreciating Willie again?"

"Even though there seems to be no chick on this Earth to appreciate you, Willie, know that I'm always here for you."
by Lefty Palmer January 10, 2012
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Willi Jones

You know Willi Jones, he's a tank of a nigga
by Willi Jones October 30, 2019
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Willie

Willie can really play the music real well
by UNIQUELYU March 28, 2023
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Willie

by smokingonwillie January 29, 2023
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