tea bag

giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.

Who's that new girl? I'm definitely giving her a tea bag

by TCnc September 23, 2021

Tea

British propaganda

“‘Would you like some tea?’ That sounds like British propaganda.”

by OrangeJuise August 3, 2018

Looking 5p for a cup of tea

Expression used when you spot a dapper looking older man and want to compliment him on his looks in a Rupert Everett type way with a view to future sexual contact .

My I say, you're looking 5p for a cup of tea today, would you care to share custard cream with me later...

by Bobby angel August 29, 2017

Tuppence In A Tea Cup

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...

Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

meadow tea

urine from any animal that lives in the wild, usually forest and plain areas, which is consumed by a human for survival or leisurely

Man, I got trapped in the woods and there were no streams around...had to live off of meadow tea.

by grimreaper252 May 30, 2011

Sheet-tea

Sheet-tea is a tea made from Goatweed aka Woolly Croton. The tea was used as a medicine for fighting fevers and colds. The origins come from fragmented and rapidly disappearing oral history of the indigenous blacks of North America.

The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.

The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.

It's best to pick the Sheet-tea before first frost otherwise, it loses its potency.

by UnknowableOne July 10, 2022

Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.

Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"

by al00f March 19, 2010