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Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.
Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”
by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025
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Side-minded

Oh gee golly, I’m side-minded again!
by Tosha&Isaac November 18, 2023
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Doo-doo on the side

1. A situation like the residue of a turd stuck like glue on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Her behavior is like doo-doo on the side! Gonna have to flush this girl!!!
by WordsBySeamus November 22, 2023
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side plow

Yeah he's just a side plow, dont worry babe
by pqpqpqpqo October 31, 2020
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slaughter sides

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
Hey, you can't have Jake and Max and Pete, them's slaughter sides.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022
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Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
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