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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.
Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”
by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

by Tosha&Isaac November 18, 2023

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by pqpqpqpqo October 31, 2020

When the balance is so uneven between two teams such that noncompetitive game and a thorough defeat is virtually guaranteed. Usually used in a choose-up selection process where one captain picks players or selection is done by letter or number but the result is two unevenly matched teams. The term is used to demand a reselection of teams.
by ponytrekker March 25, 2022

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
