Toilet wisdom

When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.

Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!

by rufik March 9, 2020

toilet ball

the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling

Can you buy a new toilet ball?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.

"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"

by plungebot August 2, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

A series on youtube created by DaFuq?!Boom in which camera men (guys with cameras for heads) attack toilets. It is made on GMod and it is annoying, but it is only the community that made it annoying. The videos don't suck (that much) And I am not an ipad kid.

"Skibidi toilet"
*Shoots with a 9mm rifle*

by TurkishBop December 12, 2023